Saturday, July 11, 2009

pay day pay day pay day

shuwei and i just did the impossible.
5 and a half days selling houses in puchong, bandar puteri
SO SIEN WEHHHH
so to entertain ourselves, we brought books, LOTs and LOTS of books
and pillows, for our poor asses

we spent our days looking up from our books to like 5-6 ppl a day
what questions did they ask? :
Q: eh what room is this ah?
ANs: its a utility room like a maid's room, u can use it to put ur stuff
Q: then where do i put my maid?!?!?!?
Ans: err, u can put her in the guest room
Q: then where do i put my guest?!?!?!??!

LOLLLLL haiyoyo how i know u la uncle, haha that convo was btwn shuwei and an uncle

Q: wah! so expensive eh
Ans: errr.. its a guarded community, got lake la, bball court la, need card to go in wan.
Q: wah its lease hold summore so expensive !! u know ah the puchong one also cheaper than this, and that is THE ONE!
ANs: aiya when this is finished it shall be THE ONE!
Q: still so expensive! puchong that one ah.. bla bla bla
(and he left grumbling)

and when jui wan zhe took us to the site, we found out that the storeroom is SUPER BIG! haha so shuwei had an answer for the uncle before:
Ans: u can put ur maid in the storeroom! hahaha! or if u have like 2 guests, the storeroom is big enough for one! hahah u can put him there LOLL

and then how can i forget that weird/perverted guy:
(referring to the model)
Q: how come this side and this side not the same ah?!?!
Ans: the whole thing is a semi d.. -.-"""

HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT A SEMI D WAS!!!! O.O
that poor thing

and before he left:
Q: eh u guys wana work part time?
Ans: how much? and do what ?
Q: orh just filling out forms, i work for citibank u see, (takes out a name card, crosses out the person's name and fills in his name)

shuwei and i were like O.O

then he went on:
oh i can fetch u to my office, my office is in my house
!!!!!!!!
WHAT ON EARTH! aiyoyo who do u think we are??? little kids ah? we are not that stupid to be bluffed by u ok

then shuwei kicked my leg, i looked up from the book and laughed out loud, couldnt tahan ady, i think he must have seen that "leg move" and he left
haha! the nerve to ask us to his house to work????

shall be waiting patiently for my well earned money now :)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

awww i feel bad not being there to protect u guys. and when i say u guys i mean shuwei=)

wenly! said...

-.- shaddup la u lol

countessa_estheria said...

omg lol. how creepy tho. but lol, he crossed out the person's name and wrote his own? how would u know what his real name is anyway?